Booty Master

fish-hitles: so my bro wanted me to draw striders...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:07 -0400

so my bro wanted me to draw striders strifing.

edit: added their shades oops

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:02 -0400

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:44:40 -0400

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

themightymogar: So I was messing around on the pokemon fusion...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:43:47 -0400

themightymogar:

So I was messing around on the pokemon fusion thing, and I enjoy these two’s names.
—

These are beautiful

splashocolors: hey-do-you-know-why-i: johnegbort: this is my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:43:35 -0400

splashocolors:

hey-do-you-know-why-i:

johnegbort:

this is my headcanon and i wish i was lying

THIS IS EXACTLY MY VOICE HEADCANNON FOR JOHN

this fits. so well.

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:04:36 -0400

lunegrace:

capturingpeace:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

mine didn’t turn green… how disappointing.

lmfao autoreblog..?

no one knew about this?

sketchythought: traceexcalibur: a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:57:41 -0400

sketchythought:

traceexcalibur:

a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together

That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.

thecakebar: Happy Pi Day!!!!!! thecakebar: Recipes for Pies...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:35:02 -0400

thecakebar:

Happy Pi Day!!!!!!

thecakebar:

Recipes for Pies and Tarts! (recipes)

All-American Apple Pie

Apple and Pear Pie

Apple Caramel Cheesecake Pie with Toasted Pecans

Apple Cider Pie

Apple Galette

Apple Tarte Tatin

Apricot Pie

Autumn Pumpkin Cheesecake Pie

Blueberries ‘n Cream Pie

Blueberry Lattice Pie

Blueberry-Almond Tart

Blueberry-Apple Streusel Pie

Blueberry-Peach Galettes

Buttermilk Pie

Caramel Apple Pie

Cherry Pie

Cherry Pie with Cream Cheese Pastry Crust

Chocolate Buttermilk Pie

Chocolate Cream Pie

Chocolate Meringue Pie

Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake Pie

Coconut & Lime Cream Cheese Pie

Coconut Custard Pie Coconut Custard Pie with Whipped Cream Topping

Coconut Pie

Creamy Lemon Meringue Pie

Decadent Chocolate Ganache Pie

Dutch Apricot Pie

Early American Buttermilk Pie

Easy Lemon Meringue Pie

Egg Custard Pie

French Apple Tart

Fresh Blueberry Pie

Fresh Cherry Cobbler

Fresh Lemon Curd Tart

Fresh Lemon Meringue Pie

Fresh Raspberry Tart with Lemon Filling

Fresh Strawberry Pie

Grandma’s Rhubarb Pie

Grandma’s Fresh Cherry Pie

Grape Pie

Individual Nectarine Tarts

Innkeeper Pie

Key Lime Pie

Key West Key Lime Pie

Lattice Cherry Pie

Latticed Peach Pie with Peach Brandy

Lattice-Top Mulberry or Blackberry Pie

Lemon Apple Chess Pie

Lemon Tart with a Lemon Pecan Crust

Lemon-Buttermilk Meringue Pie

Lime Custard Tart

L’orange and Citron Cream Cheese Tarte

Macadamia Nut Pineapple Tart

Margarita Key Lime Pie

Microwave Sour Cream Lemon Pie

Milky Way Tarts

Mississippi Mud Pie

No-Bake Lemon Cream Tart

Old Fashion Fresh Apricot Pie

Old Time Chess Pie

Old-Fashion Apple Pie

Old-Fashion Blueberry Pie

Old-Fashion Fruit Tart

Old-Fashion Pecan Pie

Old-Fashion Strawberry-Rhubarb Pie

Old-Fashioned English Custard Tart

Oven Fried Apple Pies

Peach Custard Pie

Pear and Almond Cream Tart

Pear and Almond Tart

Pear Praline Pie

Pear Tarte Tatin

Pecan Streusel Apricot Pie

Plum Galette

Plum Pie Augusto

Puff Pastry Apple Tart

Raspberry Sour Cream Tart

Recipe for Cookie Crumb Crust

Rum Raisin Apple Pie

Rustic Chocolate Raspberry Heart Tart

Scrumptious Strawberry Tart

S hoofly Pie

Sour Cream Raisin Pie

Southern Fried Fruit Pies

Spiced Peach Galettes

Strawberry Almond Chocolate Tart

Strawberry Hazelnut Tart

Strawberry S’More Tart

Summer Cherry Pie

Summer Tart

Sweet Potato Pie

Very Lemon Pie

Vinegar Pie

Walnut Chocolate Chip Pie

Walnut Fudge Pie

White Chocolate and Blueberry Tart

Worlds Best Apple Pie

Tips and Tricks so your pie comes out PERFECT HERE!

echidna-boy: echidna-boy: So you know how there’s that post...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:33:20 -0400

echidna-boy:

echidna-boy:

So you know how there’s that post saying how people should invent birth control for men? (Take bullets out of a gun, not put on a bullet proof best) Well here it is. If some of you had actually researched it for like, 5mins, you would’ve actually found it.

Here’s the link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/04/03/male-birth-control-reversible_n_1400708.html

To put it simply, the whole procedure takes about 15mins and lasts 10 years with a 100% success rate.

After an anesthetic, there’s an injection of some sperm-killing gel (Vasal Gel) into the male vas deferens. If the guy wants it reversed, he can get another shot which does that.

So, spread the word or something, but here it is.

How this post hasn’t gone viral by now is fucking beyond me.

onlyhere4homestuck: rinmae: lethallycapricious: So i heard...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:31:29 -0400

onlyhere4homestuck:

rinmae:

lethallycapricious:

So i heard you guys like my Gamzee cosplay. Here’ya go. Random screenshots from my webcamm. Uneditted.

>SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW

>weeping gently into my hands

sukkawukka: cock galore

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:31:19 -0400

sukkawukka:

cock galore

ohmyharryfuckingpotter: life-is-short-talk-fast: HARRY POTTER...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:30:54 -0400

ohmyharryfuckingpotter:

life-is-short-talk-fast:

HARRY POTTER FAN. JUST PRESS PLAY

That moment when your face just lights up and you smile uncontrollably.

^ accurate

tyleroakley: Beautiful.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:01:27 -0400

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

Reblog if your a hunter then check your ask.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:43 -0400

blond-demon:

blond-demon:

You’ll see soon enough.

Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes

No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*

ohmygogapplejuice: setanada: darthsoror: drik gef off the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:53:49 -0400

ohmygogapplejuice:

setanada:

darthsoror:

drik gef off the goddnam whatever the fucj that is

My favorite part was when he shouted “I’m looking for Jake”

THIS WAS THE BEST PART OF THE PHOTOSHOOT

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:07:51 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:07:15 -0400

8bitfuture: 30,000 year old flower revived. Scientists have...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:03:14 -0400

8bitfuture:

30,000 year old flower revived.

Scientists have resurrected a flower from plant tissues found frozen in Siberian permafrost, thought to be 30,000-32,000 years old. The new Silene stenophylla is healthy and fertile, and producing viable seeds.

The experiment has excited many because it proves that material trapped in the permafrost is recoverable and usable - scientists have been working to recover other species of plant and animal life from the same area, such as the woolly mammoth.

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:01:53 -0400

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

snug-ler: D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:58:01 -0400

snug-ler:

D̜̪͎̏ͭ́͜Ĭ̴͍̅͝D̴̬̯̎ͪ̿ͧ͋ͩ ̵̡̫̭͇̼͈̰̊ͧ̏ͬ̊̆̔ͅY̨̪̻̫̣̒̓͟O̗̞͚͕̞͋̈̏ͫ̒ͫ͠͞U̢̫̲͈̫̙̣̺ͣͨ̋̓̔́͞ ̭͖͚̗̎̉̿̀̚͡Ç̱͖̃̎ͣ̉̓U̸̢̦͎͎̝ͩ̑̆͌ͮͫ͛͗T̺̬̹͇̳̔ͮ̄̓ͭͧ͋ͯ̀ ̷̢̛̻͈̬̲̦̀̔̅ͣͥ̌̀Dͦͬ͏̨̖̩O͕͎̝̣̰̟ͥ͋ͩ͌ͣ̕͟W̭̳̦͓͓͇̝ͯͬ̌͢Ņ͖͕͕͎͖̠̗̃̒̂̔́ ̸̲̫̘̫̜̣͎̈ͣͧ̎̒ͭͣ͟Ţ̦̝͖̪͎̘͔͑̑̈͒̀ͫH̡͙̖͍͛̎̎̓ͧͩ̔Iͯ̌͂̾͌͂͏̷̜̬͎͕Ş̧̘͈̻̃ͭͫ͘ ̺̘̝̩̩ͯ́ͅT͙̱͓̖̪ͮͯͭ̔͑̚͜ͅR̦̬͍̫̬̺̜̖̳͗̈́ͮ͢͡Ĕ҉̤̟̞̱̠̜̭̯͘Ȅ̴̖̺̼͇̞͙̗̗ͩͨͩ̓̋̎?̵̜̫̜͇̩̪͓̙͎ͧͨ̈́̓͋